Just a sampling..
# Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
# If everyone on “24” followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12”.
# Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
# Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.