The Top 10 Myths of Fatherhood Debunked

3. You will get peed on every day. BUNK!
This simply will not happen. Here’s why: early on, you will get hosed by your little piss painter (Dane Cook reference). But you will not get peed on every day because no one likes to get pissed on. It smells, it’s dirty, and it tastes too salty. So the human skill of behavior modification prevents you from diving into a dirty diaper with reckless abandon twice. Piss on me once, shame on you. Piss on me twice, shame on me.