The man who says âlife is worth losingâ? turns 70 today. George would say thatâs irony, not a coincidence. George Dennis Carlin was born May 12, 1937 in New York City and for the last 47 years heâs been doing stand-up comedy better than anyone else on the planet. In the process heâs pissed off a lot of people and accumulated some of funniest, and most controversial, quotes known to man. Even a list of 101 quotes is just scratching the surface. In no particular order here are his 101 bestâ¦