Switched On turns one: The Maven

“Fate approached him as a customer who seemed at once to trust him.
“Are these cameras any good? I’ve never shopped for one beforeâ€?
Glasses thick, stubble unshaven, spewing trivia like Cliff Clavin,
On he went, this crazy maven bragging of his Slashdot score
“If you read my blog, you’d know my postings rate above a four.
‘Funny’ and ‘Insightful’ are the words you’d see with five or four.â€?
After which she fled the store.”