“Fate approached him as a customer who seemed at once to trust him.
âAre these cameras any good? Iâve never shopped for one beforeâ?
Glasses thick, stubble unshaven, spewing trivia like Cliff Clavin,
On he went, this crazy maven bragging of his Slashdot score
âIf you read my blog, youâd know my postings rate above a four.
âFunnyâ and âInsightfulâ are the words youâd see with five or four.â?
After which she fled the store.”