Switched On: When you wish upon a star

Mickey Mouse has long been Disney’s most recognizable ambassador. However, our Board now feels that the two suspender buttons on his shorts are too confusing; Mickey will henceforth be a one-button mouse. Mickey’s mouth will also be enhanced with a blue tooth and rolling your finger across his spherical nose will enable 360-degree scrolling freedom. Pulling on Mickey’s tail will no longer hurt him; it will gracefully detach using patented magnetic connector technology.

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