You Can Own an Integer Too — Get Yours Here

Now, thanks to our newly developed VirtualLandGrab technology, you can own a 128-bit integer of your very own.

Here’s how we do it. First, we generate a fresh pseudorandom integer, just for you. Then we use your integer to encrypt a copyrighted haiku, thereby transforming your integer into a circumvention device capable of decrypting the haiku without your permission. We then give you all of our rights to decrypt the haiku using your integer. The DMCA does the rest.

My 128-bit Integer is 88 43 81 8B AF E5 A8 5D 1C BC 6A 3C C5 F3 A3 F9. You are not allowed to know this number.


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